You know that feeling when you come home with a tub of your favorite quality cookie dough ice cream, and your significant other asks to share? That twang of resentment and the passing thought – “well the tub is just not big enough for two spoons.”
I was recently at the grocery store and I saw that lemon meringue pie was on sale. Did I dare? You bet I did. I decided to have lemon meringue pie for dinner.
At first I cut out a big piece, but then thought – eh, what the heck, I’m single! And I just stuck a fork in it and sat in front of the TV eating out of the pie tin.
IT WAS SO FREAKING SATISFYING. #itsgreattobesingle
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